Officer Spence Makes No Sense!
When peanut butter and jelly sandwiches start disappearing from the vomitorium, the security guard of Ella Mentry School, Officer Spence, starts behaving strangely and arresting everybody he sees.
FIC
year: 2009
copies: 72
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 510
subjects: security guards, sandwiches, school stories, humorous fiction [X], police, private [X], schools, humorous stories, humorous fiction