Frankly, I Never Wanted To Kiss Anybody!
The cursed from, originally Prince Puckett, tells his point of view describing how he endured a kiss in order to play baseball again.
398.2
year: 2014
copies: 43
call number/section: 398.2
lexile: 540
subjects: characters and characteristics in literature, humorous fiction, fairy tales [X], humorous stories, fairy tales, humorous fiction [X], picture books for children, interactive multimedia, multimedia
Moldylocks And The Three Beards
After falling through the refrigerator into the Land of Fake Believe, Princess meets a girl named Moldylocks who takes her to the home of the Three Beards for chili--but when the Beards capture her friend, Princess must come up with a plan to save her.
FIC
year: 2015
copies: 51
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 500
subjects: fairy tales [X], humorous fiction, children's stories, princesses, imaginary places, fantasy fiction, fairy tales, humorous fiction [X]
Little Red Quacking Hood
In her second adventure in the Land of Fake-Believe, Princess Pink meets Scaredy-Pants Wolf, a baker whose business has been robbed by Little Red Quacking Hood--and to save the bakery Princess must figure out why the ducks are suddenly so interested in pies.
FIC
year: 2014
copies: 48
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 380
subjects: bakers, wolves, ducks, fairy tales [X], bakers and bakeries, humorous stories, humorous fiction [X]
Jack
Relates the tale of Jack who, after trading his mother's milk cow for magic beans, climbs a beanstalk to seek his missing father in the land of giants.
FIC
year: 2016
copies: 72
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 670
subjects: missing persons, giants, fairy tales [X], fairy tales, humorous fiction [X], action and adventure fiction, humorous fiction, adventure fiction, humorous stories, adventure stories, electronic books, adventure and adventurers
The Three Little Pugs
In the Land of Fake-Believe the Three Little Pugs' used car business has sold Scaredy-Pants Wolf a lemon (literally) instead of a delivery van, so Princess Pink gets an opportunity to use her karate moves to get Wolf's money back--and set the Pugs on the straight-and-narrow path to business success.
FIC
year: 2015
copies: 42
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 350
subjects: wolves, pug, used car trade, lemon, dogs, humorous stories, fairy tales [X], humorous fiction [X]
If The Magic Fits
Darling Dimple, a young orphan, discovers a closet full of magical dresses, each of which gives her the appearance of another person in the castle and that, along with her own magical abilities, helps her protect Princess Mariposa from betrayal as the castle swarms with suitors.
FIC
year: 2017
copies: 18
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 630
subjects: courts and courtiers, magic, clothing and dress, orphans, identity (psychology), identity, fairy tales, humorous fiction [X], fairy tales [X], humorous stories, humorous fiction
Ricitos De Moho Y Los Tres Barbosos
After falling through the refrigerator into the Land of Fake Believe, Princess meets a girl named Moldylocks who takes her to the home of the Three Beards for chili--but when the Beards capture her friend, Princess must come up with a plan to save her.
FIC
year:
copies: 1
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 470
subjects: spanish language, humorous fiction, fairy tales [X], spanish language materials, fairy tales, humorous fiction [X]
Beanstalker And Other Hilarious Scarytales
Snow White is a vampire, Little Red Riding Hood is a zombie, and Cinderella is an arsonist--and that is only some of the mayhem the reader will find in this collection of fractured fairy tales.
FIC
year:
copies: 31
call number/section: FIC
lexile:
subjects: characters and characteristics in literature, fairy tales [X], characters in literature, horror stories, humorous stories, fairy tales, horror fiction, humorous fiction [X]
A Cooked-up Fairy Tale
A hapless young chef, hoping to impress workers at Fairy-Tale Headquarters, cooks some story ingredients he has found, and gives a new twist to familiar tales.
FIC
year: 2017
copies: 5
call number/section: FIC
lexile:
subjects: juvenile fiction / cooking & food, juvenile fiction / humorous stories, juvenile fiction / fairy tales & folklore / general, humorous stories, characters in literature, fairy tales [X], cooking, characters and characteristics in literature, picture books, humorous fiction [X]
The Purloining Of Prince Oleomargarine
Based on rough notes from a story Mark Twain told his children one night in 1879.
FIC
year: 2017
copies: 23
call number/section: FIC
lexile:
subjects: humorous stories, kings, queens, rulers, etc, princes, kidnapping, animals, human-animal communication, fairy tales [X], humorous fiction [X], kings and rulers, human-animal relationship, juvenile fiction / fairy tales & folklore / general, juvenile fiction / animals / general, juvenile fiction / action & adventure / general, fairy tales
Brownilocks And The Three Bowls Of Cornflakes
In this twist on the traditional fairy tale, Brownilocks the bear finds a tasty surprise: three bowls of cornflakes left out for breakfast, but what will happen when Mom, Dad, and Sam come home?.
FIC
year:
copies: 3
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 430
The Three Little Superpigs
When they arrive in Fairyland to settle down and build their own houses, everyone they meet warns the three little superpigs about the Big Bad Wolf, but only one of them pays much attention--and when the Wolf comes looking for a pork dinner, it is his brick house that saves his foolish brothers and earns them all the status of superheroes in Fairyland (which is what they have always dreamed of being).
FIC
year: 2017
copies: 38
call number/section: FIC
lexile:
subjects: characters and characteristics in literature, swine, brothers, wolves, superheroes, characters in literature, pigs, humorous fiction [X], fairy tales, picture books, fairy tales [X], humorous stories, halloween, witches, juvenile fiction / animals / farm animals, juvenile fiction / humorous stories, animal fiction
Listen, My Bridge Is So Cool!
In this humorous adaptation of the tale, Arty the troll is really a poetry-loving, non-aggressive guy who is being pressured by the Troll Patrol to act more troll-like or lose his rights to the bridge--so he makes a deal with the largest of the billy goats that makes them both look good.
FIC
year: 2018
copies: 10
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 530
subjects: trolls, goats, humorous fiction [X], fairy tales, picture books, asbj?rnsen, peter christen, fairy tales [X], humorous stories
For Real, I Paraded In My Underpants!
In this humorous adaptation of the tale, Emperor Twill, ruler of the kingdom Pardonia, explains why parading in his underwear was really a clever plan on his part to find the one person in the kingdom who would give him an honest opinion.
FIC
year: 2018
copies: 7
call number/section: FIC
lexile:
subjects: honesty, kings and rulers, kings, queens, rulers, etc, humorous fiction [X], fairy tales, picture books, andersen, h. c, fairy tales [X], humorous stories
Seeing Red
Abby tries to use the magic mirror to get to her friend's house, but she ends up with her brother in the tale of Little Red Riding Hood; where, having accidently knocked out the Huntsman, they set out to save Red (named Lali) and her rather unpleasant grandmother themselves--but end up having to save the wolf (who actually seems a lot nicer then Lali's grandmother), and discovering a surprising secret about their own Nana.
FIC
year: 2020
copies: 32
call number/section: FIC
lexile:
subjects: characters and characteristics in literature, fairy tales [X], magic, brothers and sisters, grandmothers, wolves, fantasy fiction, humorous fiction [X]